I received some replies on Threads asking for more pictures of me in ballet tights, so here are a couple exclusively for my TLB followers. 😋😋

Why do I look this big when I'm not even aroused? I guess I’m a shower. 😳

Hey my name’s Will and I’m from Brazil. 👋🏼 Are you into hung twinks? Because I’m totally into you.

Meet the Menstruation Crustacean—the microwaveable, ultra-soothing lobster heating pad that brings major comfort and a little comic relief. Just pop this plush crustacean in the microwave and let its warm weight melt away period cramps, backaches, or any random aches life throws at you. Plus, it features a soothing lavender scent to boost your mood when it’s that time of the month. This little guy is hilarious and functional – the perfect Secret Santa gift or stocking stuffer for this holiday season! Check out the rest of the Menstruation Crustacean gang, too.

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Would you take a bath in the tub with me? The bath is optional, naturally.